Why Boys Like Girls Who Wear Sweatpants
Every now and then a girl will mention how sweet a boy is because he said “I think you look beautiful in just sweat pants”
For the girls out there this is not a sweet thing to say.
Boys like girls in sweat pants because we only see girls in sweat pants when they sleep over or if they are comming over to watch a romantic comedy in your dorm room. These occasions usually lead to sexual relations or at the least some excellent dry humping.
Sweat pants = sex
Thats why we love you in sweat pants. So next time a boy says “you look great in sweat pants” you should respond with a wintery blast of mase..
FALSE.
whether or not this is true, you have balls to admit it to women. now they all hate you, but you know, honesty is the best policy. not going to get you laid, but we appreciate knowing thats how you think about girls.

