August 2009
“some idiot just gave me a thumbs up as he passed me on the highway. all i could...”
– i smell like cows, and this is the text message my sister got on my way home
July 2009
if you're too dumb to introduce your dog to it's...
i am going to miss kissing
where should i order from?
there is absolutely NO food in this apartment
i've gotten to the point where i see that i have a...
i'm a horrible possibly single person
someone pay attention to my misery
please?
and i hate myself right now.
my brother has swine flu
lafuguedantoine:
indierawk:
Sufjan Stevens -...
just dumped boiling hot pasta and pasta sauce all...
ow. i couldn’t decide whether to attend to my burning body or my suffering computer first. i chose my body. i’m worried i’ll regret that. but, i only have second degree burns instead of 3rd degree burns all over my stomach, so that’s good.
i want a boy like dean
dammit, this is giving me ideas. stupid gilmore girls
roommate, its all your fault
this gilmore girls thing, i mean.
ps. dean>jess anyday
jared pedalecki is a tasty looking piece of meat
i've gotten over the attraction to sarcastic, edgy...
i’m dating one
(i love you, boy, but admit it, your sarcasm is not your best trait)
“going on a safari tomorrow. it’s the great wildebeest migration.”
– just got a text from my sister in kenya.
i love that allcreatures is posting my submissions, but i will admit that i would rather one of them follow me and reblog my stuff.
bad day.
My roommate managed to sprain her jaw. How, I...
(via 13smiles)
WHAT???
confession
i know nothing about pokemon, so when a graphic with a witty saying containing some unknown pokemon pops up on my dashboard, i like to come up with ridiculous names for the pokemon in the witty saying.
The Etiquette Quiz →
mercurypdx:
(via theyounggentleman)
7 out of 10 - Boo Hoo… can’t take me anywhere.
9 out of 10. mom, you trained me well.
there is a pair of black lacy panties on the lawn...
uhoh
post office closes in five. dash for the mailbox, everyone!
migraine today.
shower before an adventure to the post office